Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I had to quit my job. Why? Because I don't have a babysitter anymore. All I did was tell them I didn't want them mocking my baby when he cries. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sure I didn't want to join them on a family trip tomorrow with my sister. I was never invited, and unlike the rest of the family, I have a full-time job where I can't just take days off with no warning. This is how they announce most "family trips" to me. FML
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42069666 18
they better pay you extra for working on new years
thefirstwhiteboy 17
I would make up an excuse saying I was going to go somewhere and not tell them where
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Comments (37)
False_Stupidity 42
Just because you weren't invited anywhere doesn't mean you can't go anywhere by yourself and probably have a much better time than all those parents who now have to worry about finding another baby sitter on new years eve.
Saraishi 25
The only aproppriate response to those calls seems to be '**** you'.
TearLily 6
charge them an arm and a leg and before they pick up their kid make sure to feed them lots of sugary foods.
gobiteme2 34
OP how did they know you were not invited out unless you told them. Seems like you did it to yourself.
good_ole_wade 4
That's incredibly rude.