Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
MillerBeerTime 5
That's cute as shit
User57777 13
I've never heard of this happening?
chocolateisyum 12
*************IMPORTANT INFORMATION!**************** After sex, put you arms in the air and get your boyfriend to feed you some water (without stopping - no breaths) Your hiccups should stop. My former principal told me this awesome trick!
Jenn50 19
Your principal told you that after sex, you should put your arms in the air and have your boyfriend feed you water? What kind of a school do you go to??
chocolateisyum 12
****, I meant that she only told me to do that when I have hiccups, not after sex. Dammit! But I did say that I don't go to that school anymore...
Dylman 6
Your principals ******.
neurodoc 1
Ask ur boyfriend to say "Oh, hi mom" by looking towards the window/door. That will scare the crap out of you and end your hiccups (and possibly your orgasms too...) Once the cause is rooted out, then you'd have no hiccups. Buahahaha ;)
sportsy 7
If that's your first ****** then how can you come to a conclusion?
BananerzFresh 12
How do you come to a conclusion like that if it was only your first ******?
zombiekitten87 12
Hard to judge from just one...
yigiter007 6
I'm going to guess and say that your breathing pattern during said event triggers the hiccups. Try holding your breath at the end.
musicmaniac0099 0
Well, think about it. In a situation like that, I don't think you'll mind the hiccups.
hoops17 2
Wanna sext? ;)
mandiezle 4
Who fakes an ******? What's the benefit a life time of bad sex
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmmmm.