Today, I had my first job as a wedding planner. I'd spent a year making sure everything was right. After the wedding my friend comforted me by saying, "You had to have known it wasn't going to be perfect." I knew that it wouldn't be perfect, but I had expected the groom to at least show up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, after over a month of planning, my friend had to cancel her first night out in over a year. Why? Because her "perfect" fiancé didn't want to, and started sulking when she tried to, so decided to put off letting her go out for a few more months. Apparently, it's my fault this happens. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, after I spent months assisting my 'work bestie' with planning/arranging her "Surprise!" wedding, Surprise! I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
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Top comments
sulitak 27
not fYl but F the bride's life
cocacola999 27
Surely that's not your fault. And if a groom leaves his bride at the altar in front of everyone, instead of honestly discussing things face to face - who would want to be married to a man like that anyway?
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Comments (72)
Ashley868 10
I think it's worse for the bride than you.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like he'll also forget the anniversary kind of guy...it's a big stereotype but it happens at times...
RedPillSucks 33
Did you get paid up front?
mlay 7
He doesn`t deserve you
onorexveritas 24
hey, its not your fault he's a no-show
russfml 31
No man to be husband worries about how the wedding should look or be, we leave it to the soon to be wife, it's their dream wedding. He left cause of the bride not you.
NOWAYJOSE 14
That was one year of wasted effort!
Recon1 11
My sister is a wedding planner and her first event, the bride ran off with the best man. She's now one of the most successful planners in her metro area. Chin up and work hard.
horneyhic 15
The best man? Wow
ShakeDisPlace 10
Maybe the groom got cold feet OP?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well OP, you got paid anyway, right? And I don't think anyone is going to hold against you that the groom is a coward dick. The victim here is the bride really...