Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Well that's just rude and unprofessional...
RayearthNinja 10
your pregnant, thats an excuse enough to eat candy.
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Comments (85)
noisebox 1
Let's just hope you don't give birth to a little monster!
melody309 35
Wow. You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Go tell that to a pregnant woman and see how hard she slaps you.
PunkySpunky78 15
At lest It is not the other way around since I'm fat and a lots of people think i'm preggos when I'm not
gregkingsley 4
Funny but Can't believe a women nurse would say this.
popo6484 3
Hey! They'll grow back!
DogStew 20
you are 7 months prego! Gaining weight is a very good thing! Also, you are hormonal crazy! That's okay, it's a part of life. you are beautiful! especially when carrying a baby. everyone loves you and is smitten by you just the way you are. :-)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Seriously, not all excessive pregnancy weight gain is caused by overindulgence. I only gained seven pounds in my first six months and then a thyroid imbalance and gestational diabetes caused me to gain 70 pounds in my last three months. It was not fun and had nothing to do with what I was or wasn't eating.
TurboTurkey 9
Jeez, that was pretty insensitive to say, even if OP is pregnant.
rosesong2494 3
It's not necessarily the fact that the comment itself was rude, more like the nurse herself was. She should've known that pregnancy means hormonal fluctuations, and that pregnant women can be very sensitive. Even if she was joking, OP clearly had her feelings hurt, and that's not ok. If I had been you OP, I probably would've started tearing up (I'm pretty sensitive myself). I'm sorry your feelings were hurt.
sugarbear0727 19
Awe, it happens. It was probably a joke, so dont take it too harshly. (: