Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Well that's just rude and unprofessional...
RayearthNinja 10
your pregnant, thats an excuse enough to eat candy.
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Comments (85)
crzysam96 7
It was obviously a joke. Since your pregnant she knows that it's obviously not the candy...
carsonphillips 7
That is unprofessional and rude. I hope you complained, OP.
miss_amazing86 10
When I was pregnant, my ob would make jokes about eating too many muffins.. It was his way to joke around and still remind me that I shouldn't go crazy to gain weight. Being too heavy can actually cause complications during pregnancy, labor, and delivery. Just laugh it off :)
theandrewdays 2
You are over sensitive due to pregnancy. Obviously a joke since you are pregnant.
raraisbang 12
You're an idiot. Nobody said she gained a ton of weight and as I read it, it seems like the nurse was making a joke, not implying that OP is a fatass. On another note, I'm not sure where you get off on calling someone a heifer. You're not any prom queen from the looks of that profile pic. If you're going to belittle someone else or call them fat or a heifer, at least have some room to talk.
disney_blonde 16
Get a sense of humor, I'm sure she says it to everyone.
kiloutou_fml 7
And another idiot who thinks they know everything about the human body... Eating a lot during pregnancy will not make your baby obese, that's complete BS. So please shut up and stop randomly insulting people.
ishaalove92 1
it was just a joke. everyone get their panties out of their ass. It's Halloween time and she's pregnant. she knows that has gained weight because she is pregnant. so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
Gucci_B 0
Lmfaooo lighten up I'm sure it wuz just a joke
deadlydeadd 2
What do you expect there is a growing baby in you it was a silly joke. Big whoop
deadlydeadd 2
Your post is basically saying "FML, I'm pregnant"