Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when my phone suddenly rang. I'd forgotten to silence it, but it wasn’t just any ringtone, it was "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It played for 30 seconds while everyone stared at me rushing to retrieve it from my bag on the other side of the room and turn it off. The worst part? That fucking song is still stuck in my head, and it's been hours. FML
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sdfsadf3425 2
shut off your ******* phone during an interview. How dumb can you be?
redbluegreen 41
YDI. You really should have turned your phone off or on silent. Is it just me, or do adults tend to have their ringers on more, and teenagers tend to have their phone on vibrate? Nice ringtone though.
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Comments (38)
grrrarrrg2 2
DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR! HES MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!
talbot008 0
next time turn off your ringer duhh
Msraina 8
Haha!! Mine's not much better: "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
authorkid 2
love that movie
evamusical 12
18 - that's actually really awesome
cody2202 0
omg i love that song!
little_metalbear 0
YDI for not shut off your phone during an interfiew.
CurlyGurlF 6
Thats what you get for having that ringtone...just sayin
stinkFist232 3
Classic.
kaycee1996 5
When I was at the super market my dad called and I have a special ringtone set for him that goes " your daddy's calling you, he wants to see what your up to..." in stupidly corny voice, every one was staring at me it was so funny
acetheone 8
i hope you were there for an animation or comedy job, but then again it's been like 2 years, hopefully you've changed it now.
Callyn 47
Phones have a vibrate mode for a reason.