Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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Top comments
neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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DancePro 0
Stop it guys!!!! I completely agree with number 10. Well, the first part. Everyone always expects the worst of everything!
JonReb 0
All you had to do was exactly what your friend did.. Wtf was your elaborate plan? Once she said no you'd breeze in with your hair flowing and start singing?
kcmcg09 0
ur friends a prick
st0ryOfMyLif3 0
That screwed up watz his problem?
lastminuteperm 0
Just go up and ask the girl. Little word of advice: don't do those plans.
lastminuteperm 0
All you had to do was what your friend did. While what he did was dumb, yours was dumber. Just go up and ask the girl next time.
gorbagil 0
YDI That plan is really retarded and sad
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Wow I hope he's not your friend anymore.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
For you guys saying just go up and ask her and his friend is clearly smarter than him, no, his friend is clearly a dick head. If you guys don't understand how being romantic is cute and good in a gir'ls eyes, I hope for your sakes that you look good bc you're not getting chicks for any other reason. Learn a little about romance.
adrian_lol 0
that is tooooo funny...itll only make ya faster next time and more clever, her goin to prom with your "" Friend will only make u better and quicker in the future...take it as a lesson...you should actually thank him...saved u from a headache...