Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confidently told my friends I had a high spice tolerance and took a shot of insanely hot ghost pepper sauce. I immediately hiccuped, tears started streaming down my cheeks, and I coughed so hard I fell off my chair and knocked stuff off of the table. We were in a restaurant. FML
Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
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happymelon 0
Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?
ArmedcrackerR6 8
LMAO idiot
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Comments (166)
hubla 0
pansy I eat tabasco all the time I could it it when I was five...... I got in trouble a lot when I was little
Yoshi_Fue 9
Hey asshole, not everybody consumes hot sauce all their damned lives like you and I...
hubla 0
well if he can't handle tabasco then he shouldn't be trying to use it as a remedy for his sore throat
meggieh815 0
the sauce wasn't the problem. the problem was the fact that the cap came off and spilled all over OP. Unless you drink tobasco sauce with a straw with nothing else, you would puke too. good try on being tough, guys.
hubla 0
I can drink out the bottle and I know this because I took a bet and got 50 bucks for doing it and I have tried the source which is the hottest hot sauce at the beef jerky outlet which is a so much hotter than a single bottle of Tabasco look it up on YouTube there are videos of people crying and vomiting because it is so hot and all they got was a little drop
sweetcande999 0
Omg you poor thing! Thats horrible!
smexehXredhead0 0
Sorry, but I laughed at this one xD
RubenTheGreek 8
Ouch,better be more careful next time.
russell61 0
You are an idiot plain and simple.
in_wonderland 1
HAHAHAHA that was ******* hilarious, i'm sorry. and unfortunate.
BigDickDawson 0
So...chunks is your English bulldog, isn't he?
Mig445 0
Haha tears of joy LOL XD
baseball247 0
are you retarded?
iveanne 0
I don't think the fml is this particular incident. no the real fml is how incredibly stupid you are. where in the world did you read that Tabasco relieves a sore throat? serves you right for believing everything you read instead of using common sense.