Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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jw90 18
That's what you get for being the school bully. Haven't you ever noticed that the nerds you pick on grow up to be your superiors one day. YDI
I_Deserved_It 10
No, it doesn't suck to be you, you deserve it, just like FML #2019724.
Best_Loser 0
I'm thinking all the peole who are saying FYL were either never bullied or were the bullies.
Tjtjlizird 0
YDI
gotsparkly 0
Maybe the CEO went a little far in throwing you out, but at least it was clear to you why you didn't get the job. If he'd taken the interview and not given you the job, you would never have known why. Frankly, YDI. Karma isn't quite the right word, but what goes around comes around, and for you it did. Hope you pass the lesson on to your kids.
jonny2x4 0
If I were the CEO, I'd have hired the guy, then proceed to give him every shitty assignment available. The best revenge is to be able to control this jerk's life. Then I'd fire him if he screws up even once. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Dcvictorious 0
You don't deserve to have your name as- suckstobeme. Your a bellend who deserved it. Not Karma, but justice, you picked on someone who you knew yourself was better than you and now he is and he can throw the attention seeking twat out on the kerb now- that being you. YDI, stop whinging and I hope you have a long wait for a job after you've been on the dole for most of your life with 10 kids anyway.
xHaniffax 0
Actually...Karma doesn't bite....Karma throws you out by force.
benjammin1391 0
Karma=WIN. You just got beaten up by the powers that be. Good job making an enemy for the rest of your life.
Julle_fml 0
You deserved it. Hopefully you have learned to treat other people with respect and dignity.