Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Comments (126)
nado13579 12
Noor, you are officially my favourite commenter.
maggierose171 7
Happens to the best of us
FatTony2010 4
I have suffered the same before so you are not alone!
nado13579 12
60- Yeah!! And belated May the 4th (Be With You)!
fmlswag 11
It's actually been proven that if you dream that you are so called "peeing" you actually will.. Hopefully you were alone when that happened...
dennise10 2
No worry it happens to everyone at least once in there lifetime (:
RandomChickXD 0
it's okay, it happens to the best of us
AmysLoveLikeWOE 4
When you pee in dreams you pee for real.
PoppaSoda 5
Haha so funny. Love the movie reference.
schizo_teddybear 8
I've actually had plenty of dreams where I'm using the pot(ty) but I haven't wet my bed just yet. All the same it's probably best you keep mattress liners on the bed.
Kelsarella 1
That used to happen to me all the time when I was a kid; don't worry OP, it gets better.