Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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cantthink123 12
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thanks for sharing your non-existent opinion. The FML gods will take that into consideration.
PYLrulz 17
I didn't even know it was possible to do that, not unless someone just hit the space bar, and it got translated into nothing at all.
ChrisG93 8
Is it just the OP that gets that offer? I'd like some ice cream.
Yerg 0
Both! :D
furry_fml 6
That happened to me a few months ago
ChrisG93 8
You shouldn't even have to ask. I'll go with Dora.
yummylicious 5
If anyone says anything along the lines of "that's a sticky situation" I will punch them in the face.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Aww, stop being such a wet blanket.
Zomg_Okay 27
Well, that was certainly a sticky situation. Come at me, bro.
ddddddddg 9
That happened to me once when I was like 12 or 13
glambert17 0
That happens all the time. Take note for the future: if you're DREAMING about pissing, you're PROBABLY pissing.
yummylicious 5
If anyone says anything along the lines of "that's a stick situation" I will punch them.
brocker17 0
Which part?