Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Comments (126)
Hyman_Hunter 0
Been there, but I dreamt I was at a urinal. Sucks.
sammyscrazza 6
Never piss in a dream. Try to control it or it will actually happen
linarahmany 6
I've had that dream before it sucked and it was like I was outside of my body floating above myself trippy
kkillaj 5
I used to piss the bed but then I grew the **** up.
Kill_Kayt 5
I have that dream all the time. Fortunately for me it is never more than a dream.
hunnnaay 7
thats ******* hilarious
BlackHarry 0
I feel your pain...
SkoomaKi 28
Adult diapers FTW! Consult a doctor, it shouldn't be that hard to get you properly working again.
ademisagenuis 0
U were on the toilet
Bass_Killer69 1
I'm so lucky I taught myself to lucid dream and therefore this kind of thing never happens to me....