Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Comments (126)
UnicornInSpace 6
I once fell asleep WHILE I peed on the toilet. That's the longest piss I've ever taken ;)
Ruffclue 9
Just let it all out man.
pulse18 2
You were dreaming on the toilet?
Palirose 22
Can I have some star wars stickers instead?
dogluver900 2
How can it be partially true??
THE_A_TEEN 28
He pissed himself. That was true.
groupleader 7
Wet dream? More like wet nightmare..
ImDB8 0
If your going to the bathroom in you dream, 100% of the time You are doing it in real life
waitnobodycares 6
False. I have gone in my dream and not in real life (thank goodness!!!)
Maakish 6
So you ended up in the bathroom without peeing?
jtaylor991 6
oh dude fyl ive done the same thing! camping in a trailer i dreamed i climbed down and went to the toilet and had an epic piss..and then i woke up in bed
hhhwat 0
Ha! Thanks for makin my day.