tuck87
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ismerf19
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
brhorton02
United States
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
imanidiot
United States
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
richgirl
United States
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
barista
United States
Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML
scribbler8
Canada
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
retail can shart a cock
United States
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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Welshite 40
That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.
nyancait 18
Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.
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Comments (101)
KitchKraft 21
Maybe it's because you suck
jgarf66 11
Maybe because you and a##hole for that comment
KitchKraft 21
Well that wouldn't make any sense because I said that after the FML was posted. My GAWD think these things through.
worldclassrager 41
Well you can't please everyone...
amisenho 11
Well, not right now. OP is on the clock.
weveallbeenthere 30
was It a statement or a question?
jgarf66 11
As a server I know the feeling I have never had that happen to me but I would tell a customer f-you for your shitty make me fun my ass off tip!
Queenie2014 11
People are assholes. Sorry OP.
Joebeenfisted 6
Did you give him a bad fortune cookie?
howsthisforaname 34
Humans are deuterostomes. When a fetus develops it begins by forming the asshole. Unfortunately some people never develop past this stage and remain an asshole for the rest of their life.
rocker_chick23 27
He is obviously jealous of your awesomeness.
onesarcasticdik 8
Some people are sicker than others.
vlalam 24
Did he mean literally?