tuck87
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ismerf19
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
brhorton02
United States
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
imanidiot
United States
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
richgirl
United States
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
barista
United States
Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML
scribbler8
Canada
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
retail can shart a cock
United States
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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Welshite 40
That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.
nyancait 18
Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.
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Comments (101)
Hhello10984 9
I hope you get a big tip one day!!!
Adysin 4
I'm disinclined to believe this given how common this story is and how often it's proven false.
xx000o 27
I apologize to the non grammar Nazi's out there, but when it's so bad it causes a reverse French jerk, by law it has to be corrected. "She couldn't"
o_uhu_intrstng 4
maybe you just missed the "tip" he was trying to give you...
Saikon1357 25
...this FML came out of Canada. What?
To_Die_For 7
Customers tend to be ***** to people.
PoorLittleTimmy 6
How does your life suck from this?
mangelon86 15
Real life troll
syed121417 22
Idk man if I was you I'd just brush it off. It's probably just some shenanigans
Saraishi 25
People think it's okay to abuse employees just because they can, that they are there to be their scapegoats when the day isn't going well for them. Well, f*ck'em. Karma will catch up to them; I had a woman call me all the names in the book and telling to go f this and that for no reason at all and guess what? Two weeks later she broke her hip and was on crutches for a long while. It always catches up to them.