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Kaei San Francisco, United States

Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

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thank you omg someone who puts 1 and 2 together

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dannidoll93 24

All you people wondering why OP is "collecting" crickets... Seriously? I feel like it isn't that hard to figure out that he owns a reptile.

As a reptile owner myself, I know the pain of lost crickets. I would recommend you place a bunch of glueboards to catch as many as possible.

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It's annoying when that happens, I had one living in the skirting boards for a while!

If I was you I would just say f*** it and sleep in the living room

wolfgirl310 20

I own 9 beardies ive had this happen before only with 500 crickets i let my dragons free roam to get them

Anyone else think that crickets at sometimes used for cooking?

they are in a lot of countries... they are even sold in America in flavors like nacho cheese

I remember releasing a bunch of those in class as a prank.

Today was 4 days ago?

Exactly why I feed my animals super worms

I understand your pain. I had crickets living in my air-conditioner, in my bedroom, for years!

What type of herp?

Leopard geckos but I plan on getting bearded dragons in the near future

they always get out.... always. I came home and found that my kittens had tackled my cricket habitat of 20 dozen or so crickets and busted it open. it was awful. I locked the kittens in a room and let my tegu roam the house eating them... my house chirped for like a month