Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, I was selected to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. I practiced every evening for two weeks. In front of hundreds of people, I got so nervous that I let go of the ball behind me instead of towards homeplate. The mascot had to retrieve it. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
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Top comments
Devtyro 14
Aren't they normally supposed to ask your name?
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Maybe you forgot because of the concussion?
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Comments (46)
AyeJay101 25
Hope it was worth the hospital bill.
JKW35 21
You've got a good head on your shoulders
nothing92x 13
That plan should be way out in foul ball territory but could be a grand slam. Really depends how the loaded your bases are. You might strikeout though.
wordygirl 11
*face palm*
Miss_Mandi 29
Don't give yourself a concussion, there.
hipposteve 21
smooth OP!
daddysgirl243 21
"who are you again? "
inperfect 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I had a concussion once. It was so bad I had seizures. You are a horrible person for faking a injury that could up being permanent for some. Shame on you.
sstahpp 33
You're a horrible person for shaming someone.
SuperCasual 13
I got a seizure when I read your comment.
Zebediabolical 45
The correct answer if you couldn't remember the name was, 'You're Coach, Coach! Let's win this one!!'
Miss_Mandi 29
If you did know the coach's name at one point, it's entirely possible that you forgot it because of a concussion.
worldclassrager 41
You were a guest like you would take that to heart...but a common question is what park you are at...