Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I got written up by my line manager for being too friendly to customers. I work in retail, my job is to be friendly. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
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Top comments
Arcterion 0
Should've told him they were right next to the Tony Stark power armors.
RLJJ 0
Too bad nowadays assholes are handled as if they were an endangered species... Sorry for you, FYL really.
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Comments (158)
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
YDI for working at a store that doesnt sell real lightsabers.
NamelessNeko 13
Don't feel bad. I would have cracked up laughing too.
AsianHomie 0
YDI lightsabers are serious business
drmike_fml 0
I would have done the same thing hahaha
CoffeeCovered 0
I definitely would've reacted the same way. I can't believe someone's actually stupid enough to think that real light sabers exist.
filtration 0
Am I the only one wondering what kind of store the OP works at? considering it can be mistaken for a light saber shop.
Nother_Username 0
LMAO
Nother_Username 0
Thank you jeff fox.
Nother_Username 0
Thank you jeff fox.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
yeah they're in aisle 4, next to the tampons