Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Uber Chad
San Diego, United States
Whiffy
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
lacie
Health hazard
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Ishowet
Hialeah, United States
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
stinky
United States
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
RustyBulletHole
United States
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????
Sessee 4
Dude, just take a shower.
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rhyspiecesno8 18
What's happening is that she's waiting for a package she has to sign for and she doesn't want to take a shower and then the guy cums while she's in the shower
TheNoNameGuy 20
it's not that bad. lol they should be understanding that you were at least trying to speak their language
worldclassrager 41
You mean the full monty right?
fushengyuan 20
Sounds fun to me. Now ppl will rmb u now
royalmint 11
Haaha as a ballet dancer, this is funny? makes Swan Lake sound so less sought after
DaniealThePope 18
Just say that some one set you up. It has happened to me. I accidentally called a French man a " large ass" because of my brother.
bellydancer82 15
Actually, us Germans prefer Schniedelteich XD (I hope someone on here gets it...)
Anubis94 24
Don't hide your desires
chosha_fml 27
It'll make a great story forever, as soon as OP can tell it without blushing. :)
SOILEDIT 51
Probably shoulda taken a shower the night before if that was the case.