Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally left my concession card in the photocopier. I then got fined for not having a concession card on the train. I was photocopying it for a letter to get out of a fine for not having a concession card. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML
Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
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MrSassypants 34
You mean to tell me you didn't even get my love letter? Fine! I'm going to send a hate letter, and it will arrive the same time as my love letter!
mariepastyglue 30
Maybe there's a way you can contest the ticket, it wouldn't hurt to try Op...
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Comments (51)
DocBastard 40
Wait, you mean you didn't get any catalogs, bills, death threats, sweepstakes offers, or other random shit? Am I the only person who gets all that every day?
graceinsheepwear 34
I get death threats but that's all.
graceinsheepwear 34
Don't cry, Baustigt. At least it's not belly button Oreo crumbs.
Catkam623 27
I'd rather have Oreo crumbs then a half eaten sammich.
wantmeasandwich 26
I'd rather have the sammich first.
gc327072 31
Of course you would, 32.
Palirose 22
15, I get a lot of coupons and bills.
blackonblight 33
No one wastes stamps on death threats, and email is much easier than hand delivery. All my death threats are in my inbox. ...actually no, I don't get death threats. I'm 'lucky' enough that the threats I get are rape threats. %*^!!%*#^! Makes me want to counter with death threats.
BBWwonder 10
We don't have systems like that in fl but I know the pain I got a fine for not having a renewed hunting permit the same day I got it renewed
Enslaved 38
I'm not exactly sure what a "concession card" is but didn't you know you didn't have it with you when you were on that said train?
TyT63 12
yo dawg I heard you like concession cards
RedX1000FML 11
Maybe you can explain what happened to them OP.
anna10121 7
Normally if you appeal the train ticket and send a photo copy of the card with the letter, they will withdraw the fine. It's happened to me before :)
jrock9093 18
That sucks sorry op
Fou_Lou 20
YDI for using the train without the Concession card when it was needed
offtothemoon 7
Wow, that mailing system is all messed up
mFUNdo21 17
refer to #9