Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 23
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
blackman100 20
Grow a pair dude.
iriss_fml 12
You must be a really nice person because I know for damn sure that most people wouldn't even be there to begin with .
Epikouros 32
Doesn't your daughter like playing with water, or juggling with coffee mugs?
narkill 13
It's about time you make him take out the trash. Or are you doing that too?
diaosi 4
Time to grow a pair.
SkepticalMiss 5
Dear God, why? There is no custody arrangement on the planet where you have to do chores for visitation.
JaneChemi_fml 21
maybe he offered? maybe he and the ex aren't bitter and get along well enough to do little favors.
doodlecloud 27
If he offered because he's fine with doing little favours then why make an FML about it?
BobTheBob413 3
If he offered then its not a fml
skehar 23
Sounds like you left your pair at home. Better luck next time.
Jharrist89 12
I'd be making her do the dishes seeing how you were visiting.
diaosi 4
Should we throw you a pity party?
TahoeFMler 22
This HAS to be a YDI. Why in the hell are YOU not with YOUR child? Doormat much?