Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 23
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
arsenicalhumor 30
Wait a second, i'm sorry but- since she is your ex wife, why are you doing her dishes? Why can't you just pick up your child and head out?
Ameel_fml 19
It's possible that the ex-wife has custody of the daughter. And the OP only gets to see his kid on a certain day or on supervised visits. But even then, he is under no obligation to do the ex-wife's chores. What the hell, OP?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
So you went from husband, to ex-husband, to maid? Alrighty then.
leannez 21
For real? You are complaining? You clearly chose to be there. What stopped you from taking either of them of aside for their inappropriateness? Shut up or stand up.
JaneChemi_fml 21
what's inappropriate about the kid playing with he man that could be her stepfather?
doodlecloud 27
The inappropriateness is that he's washing THEIR dishes whilst he's the visitor AND he has less time to spend with his kid (you know, the whole FML?). No-one ever said it was inappropriate for the girl to play with her sort-of step-dad.
Enslaved 38
I bet her new boyfriend will take the credit for washing those same dishes and score!
perdix 31
Doesn't this sound like a verse from "Self-Esteem" by The Offspring?
Enslaved 38
Minus the "drunk again" part. (:
driinkbleach 18
lol @#19 perfect comment.
Crofty92 17
YDI, grow a pair and stand up for yourself and your daughter.
davincidasecond 24
I may be coming off as harsh OP but honestly, grow a spine. That's your daughter and those are not your dishes. YDI for letting shit like that fly.
dead_insects 18
and you were doing the dishes because....?
bexxiiee 11
Stand up for yourself, love.
Drifting 21
Why would you even start doing dishes in the first place? YDI for going there in the first place.