Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
*looks at the location* That explains everything.
K_kanaka 26
hey a man gotta have his pie
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Comments (124)
Samiyah_fml 2
YDI man......ALWAYS. OFFER. PIESSSSSS
aFreedom127 9
Don't be a pie hoarder...share, share, share.
xstream 5
americans
katiejeankran 5
Well, I'm sure you learned your lesson then.
micahsmommy 13
Pie is the best part. Every southern boy needs dessert with his meal.
iamyummylicious 14
YDI for not offering pie. Derp.
xXSmilezXX 7
You should have threatened to shoot his pies...
wittygirl 8
Ah McDonald's apple pies, they can do thy to people
MisterEx 28
For some reason I read it like "because I didn't offer the guy any piss to go with his meal". What's wrong with me?
GovernorGeneral 8
The way you said that... :')