Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
*looks at the location* That explains everything.
K_kanaka 26
hey a man gotta have his pie
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Comments (124)
soccerdude79 0
Dont **** with a man and his pie
TheFirstSamurai 18
That Drive-Thru almost turned into a Drive-by
lifeisabitchthen 4
Snap.
Luckyman22 5
I want some chicken and waffle fries! FO FREE!
Maddidaddi 0
Lol :)
BunBunBabe 8
This would make me want to offer pie to every customer after that... Just incase I almost got killed for it
Maddidaddi 0
Shit that happens at McDonald's. Lol.
perdix 31
You do realize that if he shoots the drive-thru speaker, you'll be OK, right? Tell him in your toughest voice that you're gonna shove a cow pie down his throat -- and then go cower in the walk-in freezer.
gonad_gobbler 1
always remember to sing this song and this will never happen again. " ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done. would you like an apple pie with that? would you like an apple pie with that?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LOL! That's exactly what I was going to say! You beat me to it! :D
purplemelons 0
He could have just asked for the pie himself.
crazyblackchick 0
Your pic is too ******* adorible.
tomakobriefs 11
When I worked at Taco Bell a few years ago a guy pulled a knife on me because I offered him hot sauce packets with his food.
1crabbygirl 10
So sorry! TB hot sauce rocks. you did the right thing.
Jasonf6 0
Call the cops on the fat ***?