AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
badluckantonio
Canada
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
kmjlevesque
Bye bye clothes
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Stevey
Accomplished
Today, I finally cleaned my apartment and felt accomplished. I took the trash out, walked back in, and promptly locked myself out in slippers, holding nothing but a banana. I sat on the stairs waiting for help, questioning every life choice. FML
lolographic24
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Norway
Down in the dumps
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
pmony
United States
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Baby please come home
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Username
Singapore
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
Typrokka
United Kingdom
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
pukey mcgee
Real estate from hell
Today, I learned why I got such a great deal on my apartment. It's located next to the trash chute. It smells utterly foul three days of the week, and it's the dead of winter now. I dread the summer heat. FML
whoops
Hicksville, United States
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
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crzyry 6
How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh
IDunnoz 0
wtf
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Comments (168)
surpriserp510 0
lol not skinny enough
Lee002 8
haha smooth OP smooth
Aah_Zombies 0
Hahah. The short fml's are always the best. Hope you took a shower :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
R2! Shut down all trash compactors on the reactor level! (sorry, I'm a terminal geek)
shamille 5
Good thing the furnace wasn't lit or she'd be sizzled like a sausage!!!
AlcaSMT 0
At least you got out :D
juggal3tte 0
^^^^maybe OP didn't and they're just typing this on their phone.
AlcaSMT 0
Haha if that's true, SDI since she should've called for help instead of posting on FML.
LauraTheKiwi 0
yes, the first thing they think when they get stuck down a garbage chute is 'I HAVE TO POST THIS ON FML' ;D
babybubz 0
wtf? how the hell did you manage to do that? loll..
Whydoyouask 11
short, sweet, and to the point.
Dani1234 0
Were you by any chance trying to retrieve your key? Lol just imaging this.
Classifieds 0
do I really want to know how?