Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
Bye bye clothes
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Accomplished
Today, I finally cleaned my apartment and felt accomplished. I took the trash out, walked back in, and promptly locked myself out in slippers, holding nothing but a banana. I sat on the stairs waiting for help, questioning every life choice. FML
Down in the dumps
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Baby please come home
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Real estate from hell
Today, I learned why I got such a great deal on my apartment. It's located next to the trash chute. It smells utterly foul three days of the week, and it's the dead of winter now. I dread the summer heat. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
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crzyry 6
How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh
IDunnoz 0
wtf
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XR6Falcon 0
Another American idiot.
mp73 0
wow. now that's funny!!!
fuckyouasshole66 0
retard
Beeeeef 0
bahaha :')
aim30 0
now how the hell does one manage to do that?...................lol
kiss_of_death 0
"Now kids this is where COMMON SENSE comes into play" lol
fisheatsbear 6
that's a good book. I think Thomas Paine wrote that
Moemoemoe_fml 0
This seems extremely awesome and fun. XD I deeply regret never having tried that while I lived in a building. I can try and get stuck in my trashcan now but it's nowhere as fun. :'(
ohSNAPyall 27
You should tour another apartment, pretending to rent, and when the landlord walks ahead to show you the next room, jump in the chute!
love2bu 0
letme guess...your a blound
Caz_the_Spaz 6
it's spelled 'blonde'
tokintot07 0
YDI for being to big to fit, YDI for trying to go down the GARBAGE chute. but nice job for trying to have fun haha
Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0
how would you get in the garbage shoot in the first place??:(