Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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CaptNomNom 17
U ain't alone . I feel u...
NiveaKK 9
Go out and meet new people,OP I'm sure you can find someone suitable for you :)
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Comments (106)
KaelaKhaotic 5
Keep your head up high! There's someone out there for everyone! You just gotta keep digging deeper and deeper. They're there. :]
accountforme 1
Did you try chloroform?
94yhy 8
^Potential rapist.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
That's what you get for ignoring a magical talking meat product, Aladdin.
linkinpark98 24
Time to hit the clubs! :D
fthislyfe 22
Clubs? Really? It's the last place I would go to find LOVE. For a one night stand with a douchy guy yeah maybe...
kzxvazure 0
Aw damn :(
fthislyfe 22
What if that's because you didn't reply to a spam email ten years ago? :conspiracykeanu:
jkb1123 0
Same thing I was thinking
Ugi 27
Either I'm clairvoyant or I've read this FML before. Weeks ago. Anyhow, OP, there is someone out there for everyone. You don't say how old you are or whether you were involved with anyone more than 10 years ago but if you just try to get out and meet people as much as you can - join clubs etc relating to anything that interests you, for example - then one of these days you'll stumble upon that special person. Good luck - and don't give up.
TwiztedYuri 9
might not be a person. there's always a shortage of cat ladys. she might just end up having a few cats who love her.
katcot99 11
How did you remember what happened 10 years ago? For example-mail?
ebonyirony 29
You'd remember not having any sort of love.
katcot99 11
But he said he got an email 10 years ago..
twisted_cherub 14
Can't believe I'm explaining, but... OP said SHE got an email today saying she'd have no love life for the next ten years if she didn't reply. She then stated that wouldn't be any different from the last ten years. She's saying she didn't reply but, even if their prediction is true, it doesn't change anything.
rahrah765765 11
You made me laugh more than the fml.
Driveshaft 5
Ugh... *facepalm* lol.
KiddNYC1O 22
35- You and #17 should get a room.
NiCeGuY115 14
As long as you get out there more you are going to find someone great in no time! :)
AwsumShyGuy 12
Born a virgin, die a virgin, right?
starwind3438 9
Well aren't you an asshole.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
No. Not at all.