Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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CaptNomNom 17
U ain't alone . I feel u...
NiveaKK 9
Go out and meet new people,OP I'm sure you can find someone suitable for you :)
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Comments (106)
DespairFaction 11
I hear chloroform works wonders for your love life.
ebonyirony 29
In prison
DespairFaction 11
In that case just drop the soap.
jaredofmo 22
Don't worry about being alone, but don't write off being with someone, either. If you're happy with your life, that's what matters.
Christala 8
Well let's have a look at you, monkeywrench....
Darkdexter 5
who cares about that anyway? Its called spam for a reason!
katyboo 0
call me ;D
gizmo92 6
Forever alone!!!!!!
Robertj1313 0
If this is true and ten years ago my love life stop i want to know what the **** i waz doing at seven years old that wont work nw wtf
patacus 14
its ok op. As sexy as I may be, im in the same boat. 21 years of straight loneliness and rejections. you get used to it after a while
hhhwat 0
Prophetic canned meat. I wish my ramen noodles would tell me bout my past and future. ?
DAN7IEL 2
That's what you get for not re-sending the message? >_