Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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hailhydra 6
something tells me the Starbucks employee just can't read but i might be wrong
mushroomcassette 21
Don't worry, they won't get far in life by insulting others.
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Comments (208)
thunderniron 22
Thinking a visit to the manager is in order. If that doesn't work then a phone call to Seattle is in order.
HeyImAmy 20
I know a few people with that name. Its not like you were saying LAN which has to do with computer networks.
MorganHex 28
Can you say free coffee for life
taywuhsaurusrex 19
My brother's name is also Ian, and no one can ever say or spell it right. He gets "Ann", "Yon", "A-yon" et cetera. Even the local government can't spell it. Anytime we get a voter card for him, it's always spelled "Ion", we gave up trying to correct them.
fantasyworld 39
It's not even that hard of a name.
vikky538 29
Whats wrong with the name Ian
Witchylady 18
File a complaint with head office. Put it in writing and demand an apology and years supply of free coffee
gobiteme2 34
You deserve it OP for going into Starbucks in the first place. Bad coffee and bad service. If you have to put so much stuff in your coffee to drink it, do you know where I’m going with this?
iwadasn 33
Does it really matter where she went? Nobody should get screamed at for expecting someone to do their job.
Ianamis 6
Know that feel bro.
1dvos_grl3 21
One time I went to Starbucks with my cousin and I didn't give them my name. When I finally got my cup it said "Bat Girl" on it because everything I was wearing had batman on it. My shirt, watch, beanie and jewelry. Most awesome Starbucks experience ever.
lovelygrapestm 6
Someone has made a mashup just for your troubles. http://m.9gag.com/gag/agy1K9g/my-name-is-ian-and-i-hate-starbucks