Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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hailhydra 6
something tells me the Starbucks employee just can't read but i might be wrong
mushroomcassette 21
Don't worry, they won't get far in life by insulting others.
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Comments (208)
bonkersllama 6
Well, there are 2 whole syllables there so, considering she worked at Starbucks, she was probably out of her depth...
DragonFire13 2
I'd have taken out my ID and shoved it in the employee's ******* face. Who the **** never heard the name Ian before?
Goth_Hawk 28
I know someone who couldn't spell Eli for a customer, I don't know how this ignorance happens, I always try to be polite and ask for the correct spelling, like Sydney vs Sidney or Meghan Megan Meagan. I write happy birthday on a cup if someone uses a birthday reward also. Most of the time names don't get called anyway, just drink orders.
irish_lad 16
Well my name is Nikolaus. Thats a bit more confusing I think
lyn87 7
Sounds like an asshole. Should be fired. I mean they LITERALLY screamed at u? Yes. Speak to the manager. That's ridiculous. Everyone has bad days but that's too far.
shitstorm28 11
show ID. tell the manager how much you love Yelp.com. get free coffee. write scathing review anyway.
oliviaaclairee 13
But I bet Ian is pronounced Ey-hahn
tintin10_fml 13
well when you shop with the devil....
ApplePie1994 27
Jesus who pissed in their coffee?
SarahRanee_ 6
dont feel bad. My name is Sarah. the correct spelling of Sarah, might i add. but people always ask "with an H?" so I told the starbucks girl"Sarah with an h" when she asked my name. what did I get??? "Shara".