Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, I was hit by a daycare van. After going to the police to complain, I was given a ticket. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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tigerisabelle 31
You should have screamed and honked back. Bonus points for making your body look like a car
Welshite 40
You might want to Dodge next time.
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Comments (32)
Tripartita 45
I'll bet some of your Uber clients hate that you drive a **** sapien brand vehicle. Sadly, even in 2016, homophobia is still alive and well.
mattyiscool123 26
I thought this would be Florida
LyricaSilvan 30
A similar thing happened to me when I was in high school. I was walking to school one day, and as I was crossing the street, some knob came around the intersection, with plenty of chance to see me, and barely managed to stop a few inches from my legs. Didn't even check to make sure he hadn't hit me. Just sat there until I got out of his way, and drove on. Some people are just assholes, especially toward pedestrians.
laceyleitner98 5
I was on my way to my friend's business to see him, and when I started to cross, as it was the time for me to, some dude turned the corner and ended up a few feet from me, I stood there a second in panic, and then ran the rest of the road, and continued on my way home
thatsme293 28
Haven't you heard? Entitled people own the roads and the sidewalks.
sk8erd 15
ignore them. impatient ***** lol.
brenton490 19
Gosh OP next time learn to look both ways before walking on the sidewalk!
ROTFLMAOLDM 13
Sounds like another person that needs to reattend drivers ed. hope u at leasted looks both ways before walking tho
Scorpio1691 29
That is when you stop and take a seat on the sidewalk and have a relaxing view of the area.
freddygasman 18
if you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalks
MelRose520 2
stand your ground, OP!