Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I accidentally put down the wrong year for my university graduation, so when my prospective boss was checking my references he found no mention of my name in that year's list of graduates. He accused me of faking my qualifications and refused to hire me. It was a 6-figure salary. FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML
Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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Top comments
CanadianDemon 8
Human Resources, Lawyer and a Lawsuit. That's all that needs to be said.
TogeBara 12
If you don't sue them you are what they said :3
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Comments (105)
nurchok 15
Best of luck OP. Always look on the bright side, they could've said the opposite...
LilChasie 2
Not sure if that's a compliment or not...
Vidimus 13
File a complaint with EEO. That is a clear violation.
_duchess 3
I'm sorry, but I'm going to say it, this is a flat out lie. We're all thinking it.
Darkwish3 6
I smell a lawsuit
takenbyarmyboy 16
Hey, their loss! Most guys would love having a smoking got and intelligent coworker.
laughingtoohard 14
*sniff* *sniff* is-is that a lawsuit that needs to happen I smell
mmawizard 5
wow. two words: law suit.
PsudoAnon 20
On the bright side, you're pretty and smart.