Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
Today, some dumbass ripped my facemask off, spit in my face, and ran away. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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Top comments
worldclassrager 41
How can OP deserve this? Did you set that couch on fire?
RoseBlack123 37
I really hope you called the cops OP, because this person not only assaulted you, but is probably going to do the same to someone else. Hope you're feeling better!
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Comments (78)
itzjstnx 18
a guy did this to you? that's messed up /: sorry op
disbatch 14
cops, charges, jail
Marebare23 17
Press charges.
Candied_person 13
This is why we have guns
tdawg91 17
So you can shoot strangers instead of sucker punching them?
QuaDECH 13
A gun would be useful for either scaring him away before punching or defending yourself from someone else with a weapon. However, in this situation where the dude just attacking you out of the blue and then noticing you weren't the person he was looking for and probably saying sorry a gun wouldn't do much in your good.
SirMrButters 28
I would say get a haircut but....
EarlFug 19
OP is female. And a GUY fought you, and pulled your hair? He'll bring his own karma on himself.
littleking94 14
Yeah they should've been more sure of who they were attacking beforehand. Either way I say a tooth for a tooth.
limegreenpoopie 31
Ouch, that sucks. Did you report the person??
Omniprism 15
Sue. And put that ****** in jail.
KawaiiPinkie 11
It's not America. You can't sue people for everything in Norway.
andfyourstoo 15
Why would anyone vote YDI for this? I hope the person who did this is being punished, OP!