Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
Today, some dumbass ripped my facemask off, spit in my face, and ran away. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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worldclassrager 41
How can OP deserve this? Did you set that couch on fire?
RoseBlack123 37
I really hope you called the cops OP, because this person not only assaulted you, but is probably going to do the same to someone else. Hope you're feeling better!
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Comments (78)
Geckosrock99 33
I don't see why people still find the need to beat the crap out of others for whatever reason. Like sure, urges are normal, but you don't need to act on them. Report that man to the police, OP, he's just going to do it again otherwise.
Eivana 37
That guy is a pussy. Get the police after his ass. And get well soon.
Silk_Routes 14
FYL for being someones lookalike duplicate, report for clarifications otherwise the situation may worsen in future..your never deserve this Op
Attacksloth 33
Okay. Preface: I really hope you're all right after that, aside from the injuries of course. Next. 1. Lawsuit (This is one of the only FMLs where SUE THE BASTARD!! is a permissible response) 2. Unless this other woman killed his family, she too didn't deserve that. 3. I'd like to see him go toe to toe with a pro MMA fighter. See how tough he is then. 4. If you were a guy, you still wouldn't deserve this, and he'd still be a coward. 5. There's a thing called karma, and it will hopefully rain down on him.
freer14 12
What kind of guy pulls hair in a fight.... Also. It must have been a sucker punch which is another big no no. If he hit from the front he would have been able to tell it was the wrong dude. He should hand in his man card cuz he's clearly a bitch
Setareh23 34
Complete douchehats do this kind of stuff. Saw a boy at my school sucker-punch a girl to the ground, pick her up by her hair (thus ripping it out) and then pulling her shirt off in front of everyone when she tried to run away from him. All this within the few seconds it took the people around him to run over and stop him. So I can definitely see how he could have done all that to OP within a few seconds, before his slow brain had the time to process he had the wrong girl...the coward.
thenielsens 12
Do you see what happens Larry?! Do you see what happens when you..
dessie5678 4
Samething happened to my uncle; he was cut/stabbed in the stomach.
failedgamer01 20
Ugh. You should press charges, OP. That guy should get what he deserves. I hope you're okay now and not in too much pain. I'm sorry for your misfortune
Mcstud1y 30
This guy belongs in prison
moo77_fml 20
WTF!!! His definitely not a Man!!! Cos really men don't do shit like that!!! What and utter douchbag!!! Get his ass reported to the cops and I hope you get well soon.. X