Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
Now this might be a radical idea, but bear with me. Update your address, and more importantly, stop violating hands-free laws. You self-centered jackass.
Sagar Nair 12
Did you not learn your lesson the first time??
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Comments (19)
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI for the hands free part. You couldn't have gotten your address updated in that short of a time, so that is an FML...
Trinity Fenwick 7
DON'T TXT N DRIVE. YDI you sooooo deserved it. next time you just me hurt me n I'm a girl who rides her own Harley.
zuckerburg 21
Maybe they're trying to tell you something.... I wish I knew what it was.... OH WAIT stop ******* around on your phone while texting and go update your address you stupid ****!
Matthew Irmen 11
Three times the charm! Or is it three strikes you’re out?