Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Petty officer
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Great move
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
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bonafidehustler 0
Haha that sucks. It was a nice deed, too bad you didn't notice it was a cop. Did he give you another ticket? I don't know if there's anything illegal about that.
jambatwist03 0
Wow there sure are a lot of people on their high horse here. Get over it, s/he was trying to help out another driver. Lots do it, and most appreciate it. I love how people here act as if they are the epitome of perfection and can do no wrong. "omg u flashed ur brites. ur a bad persun. ttly ydi!!!1" Get over yourselves. Why do people always feel the need to bash on OPs? They're sharing their misfortune to brighten our days.
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americayay 0
Sure it kind of sucks that you got the ticket, but it's not like the next cop could do anything to you for flashing your lights.
americayay 0
^ It wouldn't let me edit 62 because I ran out of time. It's not illegal HERE, but the OP did neglect to mention what happened afterward, which more than likely means that absolutely NOTHING happened.
UsingLogic 0
I don't get it, you guys want to help other people by warning them there are cops? Why don't you help other people by letting speeders get caught? I thought saving human lives was more important than saving money. What kind of sense of priority is that? And yes, I'm aware speeding does not always cause accidents, but: - It does cause accidents sometimes, and it's one of the major causes of fatal accidents. - There is no point speeding, you'll only get to your destination 5 minutes sooner. - Nobody is forcing you to speed either. I think cops are too harsh with people who make occasional mistakes when driving. I mean, nobody is perfect, any driver will make a few mistakes in their life. But when I see so many people willingly speed and even help other drivers speed safely, I think unfortunately society is not ready for smoother law enforcement. It's even a shame this website is letting people encourage speeding here. They better remove some comments, otherwise I hope they get sued next time someone is killed because of a speeding driver.
UsingLogic 0
#55: So what if issuing tickets for speeding is a source of revenue for the city? They don't make up the speeding infractions, the drivers speed on their own will. And yes, I know sometimes you might go over the limit by accident, but from what I can read hear people seem to speed on purpose most of the time. You don't want cops to make money by issuing tickets? Then stop speeding! It's really that simple. You're not supposed to break the law in the first place, don't blame the cops if you get caught and punished. And if there weren't so many idiots speeding on purpose, perhaps the cops would be more cool with those who speed by accident. But today they can't believe anybody. You guys won't even take your responsibility and admit you were speeding on purpose.
perfectwinds 0
64, you're pretty much a douche. 5 minutes faster? That's true if you're going down one road, but if you're on the highway heading 300 miles or so then going 10-15 miles over the speed limit won't kill anybody. In fact, it's safer to do that rather than be the jackass going slow. Keeping up with the speed of traffic. 65 MPH isn't the most realistic speed limit on a highway. And yes, we're totally encouraging speeding. Yay go 100 MPH in a 40! Now, who is REALLY going to listen to me? By deleting those comments that's violating our 1st Amendment if you're in the US. Why don't you read up on what you're allowed to and not allowed to post on the internet? There really isn't much on the not allowed list. ;) You should probably change your screen name, though. It's false advertisement. You're really NOT using logic, you're just being a self-righteous idiot.
lorax101 10
#64/5... Where do you think speed limits are created? In a legislator's office or from a government committee. They sit down and either a) take the environment of the road condition in deciding the limit or b) figure out how to raise revenue by setting up speed traps... B happens a lot more often And there's a difference between being safe and following traffic laws - ceteris paribus, going the speed limit where everyone else is going 10 miles over is just as dangerous as going 10 miles over. It's really a shame this website lets you post, if someone is killed because they're too busy staring at speed limits or their speedometer, I hope you get sued.
lorax101 10
lol nice post, 66
AspiringSheCop 0
Guess what? Cops swear to uphold the law. They don't get to pick and choose which laws to uphold, in fact they might very well agree that the speed limit is useless but that doesn't matter; they have to do their job. If they observe someone breaking the law and do not act, not only are they betraying the oath they swore, but they can be fired. You may complain about the cop that hands you a speeding ticket, but that same cop could end up saving your sorry ass in an emergency. S/he could even die protecting you. Unless there is a clear case of brutality (which there doesn't appear to be here), you should just let it go. Soooo quit bitching about police officers, they're just doing their jobs.
andbreathe 0
that does suck but if the other guy wasn't a cop he'd be thankful for your helpful gesture.
andbreathe 0
@69 chill out.... i see you are an Aspiring She Cop... you are going to be well disliked so ******* get use to it.