Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Petty officer
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Great move
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
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bonafidehustler 0
Haha that sucks. It was a nice deed, too bad you didn't notice it was a cop. Did he give you another ticket? I don't know if there's anything illegal about that.
jambatwist03 0
Wow there sure are a lot of people on their high horse here. Get over it, s/he was trying to help out another driver. Lots do it, and most appreciate it. I love how people here act as if they are the epitome of perfection and can do no wrong. "omg u flashed ur brites. ur a bad persun. ttly ydi!!!1" Get over yourselves. Why do people always feel the need to bash on OPs? They're sharing their misfortune to brighten our days.
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at0micmin3r 23
Simple really... don't speed. Late for work, school or a social function? Leave earlier next time. =3
AlexNeenan 0
#80 - Not all speeding is reckless. The difference in "recklessness" between 55 and 56 is negligible, especially on an open road. Speed limits are really just an arbitrary line that is drawn. If you want to reduce the probability of causing a car accident to zero, you must cease operating a motor vehicle altogether. @AspiringSheCop - Speaking of people who think they're "badass", nice job bringing up the whole funeral thing.... And I am going to whine about cops, but first I'm going to whine about stupid laws like speed limits. I personally dislike speed limits in general more than the cops who enforce them, as speeding is a victimless crime. What is frustrating to me is that many cops realize how ridiculous it is to pull someone over for going 5 mph over the limit, while others (such as yourself) have to "fully enforce every law". It's really the inconsistency that is frustrating. Some places you can speed a little, but others you can't. It's unfortunate that cops get labled as "pigs", but as long as they're enforcing stupid laws, the messenger is going to get blamed. And in my entire life, I have only dealt with cops in traffic situations where I was not endangering anyone. They have not had to "save my sorry ass" ever, and I would hope that most officers hold a higher degree of respect for their fellow citizens than you do. #82 - leaving earlier next time still doesn't solve the problem of being "late for work, school, or a social function" at the present.
dead14eternity 0
Well said 83.
uneek 0
If you haven't paid yet, don't. In the early 2000's a case like this was sent to a state supreme court and overturned on the basis of freedom of speech. I remember reading about this case in one of my lower division criminal classes. Do some googling for it, should help you out.
lucey15 0
just tell him you were testing your headlights, there's no law against that.
turdburgers 0
I would've said I was trying to clean the windshield and hit the wrong switch.
Brettersson 0
how are there less people that hit YDI? you broke the law, twice, next time instead of complaining about it, you just don't do it
darksideofpooh 0
#80 Speed is not reckless. The Autobahn is one of the safest roads in the world. Driving and texting is more reckless than speeding. #88 Hope you get caught EVERY time you do anything illegal. Sorry to the OP, but ought to be able to get out off a ticket, probably isn't even illegal, just a cop wanting to act like he's a BA
GoldenWarrior69 0
man that sucks bro
Itstopsecret 0
Even if it IS illegal you could always say you accidently pulled the lights switch and done...they can't prove anytihng