Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
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the_sodomizer 0
teehee
daydreamstar 7
wow. talk about greeting the new year... I hope you were waving with your hand... poor guy, poor dog...
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Comments (91)
Electric_Star 0
You didn't feel the sudden rush of coolness after throwing the sheets back?
tisiphone_fml 0
Well, your post states you're also a man, so it could have been a lot worse - it could have been a bunch of nuns out for a stroll, or the crotchety 60-year-old lady who lives next door.
yourmomsux 0
wow, thats not uncomfortable at all huh? at least you didnt know him right? or did you...?
zoo518 0
so your window doesnt go past your knees?
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
ewww u sleep naked?! well whatever floats your boat he sounds perverted
Patastic 0
YDI for sleeping naked dumbass.
onnielief 4
Guess the guy appreciated it :-) Not really an FML though, everyone is born naked, and no one should be surprised in seeing a human body, unless you have 6 arms or somerhing I'm sure he just appreciated the view
kkamp516 10
mmmmm.... make me a ******* sammich, bitch!!!!'
NIRVANAfan123 0
dumshit
Spooksu 0
Who gives a crap. You're a dude. Unless the window goes down to ur damn penis ur fine.
TheLetterZero 7
Exactly. I don't see what the problem is. Unless it's a window you can slide open and walk through, you have nothing to worry about!