Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML
Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML
Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML
Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML
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ceccles628 6
It's like Confessions of a teenage drama queen all over again.
bubblekitty 1
Damn don'twe all forget something at home when we have to go somewhere?
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Comments (125)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh nooo! :( I'm not saying YDI, because, hey! We all forget things! This really sucks though! :( I'm sorry.
iHeartRKO 5
44- Please tell me the definition of autocorrect grammar nazi
Drigr 9
Damn, Guru, you got the grammar nazis all up in your ass today.
Trooth 13
Oh man, I hate it when stuff like that happens...Always gotta do a triple check before you leave
elk21dbm 18
Simple solution: next time go to see Train in concert
monkeyhead641 6
The concert probably sucked anyway
bitchwhore 20
Judging by the username and state, it was probably Vans Warped Tour...
KiiwiiRox 6
Actually yes you can, it depends if you have a receipt or if you bought it online you can show them it. Don't say you can't when I've done it.
KiiwiiRox 6
Dang it. This was supposed to be a reply to my previous comment. Go ahead and thumb this down if it pleases you.
Shrike 24
60- A system to correct incorrectly-spelled words for you, which sometimes has an option to replace words with more frequently-used ones that you might have meant. Either this guy uses the word "defiantly" a whole lot, or he needs to work on his literacy. Either way, he needs to stop being such a defiant pussy when people try to help him improve his English.
marshmelo17 5
Definitely a confessions of a teenage drama queen moment. Anyone else?
perdix 31
Take the A Train, transfer to the Chattanooga Choo-Choo, get on the Peace Train, take a ride on the Soul Train and go off of the rails of the Crazy Train. That's a better show than any single act can put on these days.