Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Sorority
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
What's up?
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Hatchet job
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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duhanii 0
should have done them yourself.
Richisme 0
draw them on with sharpie
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GermanBoy0_0 0
Maybe you should get some real friends and not get makeovers from your sis
melainie 0
hey 37, i havé réal friends and im still réal close friends with both m'y sisters
jessecax 0
you're sure to get into clown school now :)
FUCKthePOLICE23 0
YDI for having a sister.
joeinthedark 18
I don't understand why women pluck their eye brows in the first place. Why do you want to look like you're in a constant state of surprise? And what makes you think that plucking a few hairs is going to make you look better?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#44 Not all women have naturally nice eyebrows. If I didn't pluck mine, they'd be at a scary state of hairiness. To put it bluntly, my eyebrows would be quite akin to that of Oscar the Grouch or Bert from Sesame Street. Not really quite that bad, but you get the picture. I was tired of being made fun of by the whole of the male species, so plucking seemed a wise choice...
silverskin 1
I think it's more of a thing where women are not meant to be particularly hairy. So...some people went overboard and created this unnatural shape that set itself up as the new standard. Because unnatural standards means women will pay ridiculous amounts of cash to fulfill them.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 I agree that some women who don't need to pluck their eyebrows still do pluck/pay ridiculous amounts of money to get them waxed. But some women really do need to pluck a little bit in order to avoid having what others have called "man-brows" as in insult in my general direction. :/
seahorses4eva 4
That's a nice way to think, 58.
joeinthedark 18
Silverskin, you beat my response, and I think, phrased it better.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Let's put it this way. I had a slight unibrow. No matter how nice of a person I was, I received no positive male attention pre-plucking-- not even from self-proclaimed "nice guys" who "don't care about looks." As much as we'd like to think that looks don't matter, nobody seems to fall for the unibrowed chick.
seahorses4eva 4
72 - The people worth getting to know, are the people who wouldn't judge you based solely on your physical appearance. However, I also pluck my eyebrows. But I do it because I think it makes me look better, and feel better about myself - for myself. If I didn't feel like doing it, and didn't enjoy it, I wouldn't do it. And if people wanted to judge me for it, then they wouldn't be people I'd want to know anyway.
joeinthedark 18
@ #77 you seem to be a wise woman. Attention from guys should never be the reason to do something. That's how you end up at the giving end of a line up.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I started plucking to make MYSELF happy, too-- I can quite confidently say that I look better after plucking my eyebrows. I feel more confident. I didn't just do it for the sake of male attention. Sorry if that was what it seemed like I was implying.
phatdaddy 0
And while we're at it, what's with guys shaving their faces? Shouldn't we all just let our beards grow until we look like ZZ Top? I mean... there's no point to it other than looks, right?
joeinthedark 18
That is the impression you were projecting because, and i quote: "I received no positive male attention pre-plucking-- not even from self-proclaimed "nice guys" who "don't care about looks."" Sounds exactly like you did it because boys didn't pay attention to you. I do, however, apologise for assuming.
nerdsgetmehot 23
While I do admit that male attention was a PARTIAL aspect of what made plucking so appealing, it wasn't by any means my main reason for plucking my eyebrows. :P
phatdaddy 0
It just looks cleaner. Just like a man shaving his face or trimming his goatee. Like clipping toenails, getting a haircut, and wearing clothes that match. None of these make you a better person, ,but they make you more presentable. People will subconsciously take you more seriously, giving you a nice confidence boost. This isn't new.
SugarSpunSister 8
it's confidence, really. if a girl feels good inside, it'll show outside. and if that inner goodness comes from a bit of preening, then go preening :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#118 It was definitely a self-esteem issue for me, yup!
5t3ff1k4h 47
@skatterbug - I hear what you're saying about it not really being necessary to pluck one's eyebrows, and basically who cares. Maybe they are following an unrealistic standard. Maybe they aren't. Perhaps this ties in with the whole shaving of one's legs/underarms/private areas.
rileykins 0
you should just shave the rest of them off and DRAW them on.. then you can make yourself whatever emotion you're feeling that day. you're welcome. :]
Devin149 0
ydi for not going to get them waxed by a pro .
HannahBabe 0
bummer
ghostiez 0
you should shave off hers lol
melainie 0
haha, never get your sis to do that kind of stuff
nabo4u 0
I think Jennifer Connelly is hot, and she looks like she has cousin it stuck yo her forehead
sourgirl101 29
She also plucks her brows. She just keeps them thicker than most. The good thing about brows is you can change your look and it will grow back for a different look.
5t3ff1k4h 47
*most of the time. My mother's plucked her brows for years and it's stunted the growth if not stopped it completely of the hairs she's habitually plucked. Plucking damages the root. True, if you pluck them too thin one time they will grow back. But if you pluck them too thin for years, they definitely won't grow back in thick and bushy.