Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them...

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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jdfml90 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:08

Hahahaha a decent fml for once. thanks for the genuine laughter!

CRrawsum 7

Monday 2 August 2010 11:21

haha holly is the only person allowed to do my eyebrow...fml this reminds me of my mom xD

blakrhynes 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 7:26

ratard

shutterbug1190 14

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:48

it's better then looking constantly surprised.

jcj512 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:16

haha

Late_night83 25

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:15

hehehe, awesome

haniam16 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:33

then smile

sheepseal 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 6:00

tweeze not pluck

Liamj774 36

Monday 26 November 2012 5:08

Why the loong face?

LuisM104 11

Wednesday 6 February 2013 15:50

Ahahaha.-.

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