Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
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Top comments
kost4060 14
Never argue with someone when they can photoshop you into things
cjmedic 12
I hope you still have originals!
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Comments (80)
woainishamu 21
Well now you're the goat! Greatest Of All Time!!
minesbiggerr 25
Bake him a cake but make sure to get as much juice you can out of the hottest peppers you can find and mix with the cake
Iceberg86300 14
van Wilder style! Make sure to put evidence under the plate. I know you're joking, but seriously, never do this. Sure fire way to end up in jail for at least the night. Just go with pictorial “evidence” for the extra creaminess, but leave the extra out. And remember, and if he's competent at retouching photos, he still has the originals. Even if you do as well, he can do A LOT worse than replace you with a goat.
vanessa_tranz 15
They seem like a baaaaaaad friend...
danthehuman 29
Goat simulator: social life edition.
BananaaBread 13
Seriously though, pay attention to how people treat you when you aren't on good terms.:b Hopefully you have the originals.
imjanty 10
This is why you should learn to photoshoppe yourself, if not, there're plenty easy photo editing programs you could've used.
wickedalwayswins 7
Guess that argument goat a little out of hand?
louisgriffin 8
Bet that got your goat.
mylifebitches666 18
The solution is simple. Ask him/her to fix it and if not then sue.
hellopastashell 6
What on earth do you think OP could possibly sue for?
MrsKilown 20
Suing is such a quick response that is overly abused.
Abdulis2cool 9
#25 was probably being sarcastic, at least I hope they were...
mylifebitches666 18
Of course it's sarcasm.
LeBandit 20
that's baaaaaad