Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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Top comments
ShleeG 23
Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes
Tripartita 45
Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.
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Comments (67)
Halfass 8
You gotha be kidding me!
BananEnigma 24
Nopenopenope.
Shay_Shay97 23
Do you feel inadequate yet? You should. Unless this 15 year old war Ronda Rousey or something that's just sad.
Magnoxidans 19
Or maybe; - The mugger got caught by surprise when the girl tackled him - The mugger had a thing against hitting girls - The 21yo is just born small, not everyone is genetically identical
Nopointinthis11 4
It's a whole lot easier to tackle someone when they don't know you're coming. Don't feel bad about it
frankmz 17
She has to be strong as well. Doesn't mean that because I can't see a person I'm going to get tackled easily.
Magnoxidans 19
Shouldn't matter the age or the gender, when it comes to criminals they just need to be stopped...
TxAsMaD3 19
She's gonna make a great wrestler one day
brenton490 19
Hey at least you goth out alive.
coatl45 11
Good one. Now go stand in the corner.
TheySaidWhat 9
I think this was almost an FML... I mean you got help! It doesn't matter that the person to help you was 'weaker' :/
17_love 10
dont feel bad. you should be happy u could have got killed and she saved u. hopefully u thanked her.
MidnaLink 35
I'm sorry, but based on the fact that you chose to care about your own pride than being grateful to someone, just because she's a 15 year old, you're kinda sorta… pathetic.
RebelDiaries 11
Well at least someone saved you, if she wasn't there..the situation would be worse.