Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
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ThatOneGuy719 16
Congratulations! And hopefully your husband sees things differently than your father
mpkpm 19
Could of been worse, could have been "The first person the police investigate in murder is the spouse. Tells you something about marriage."
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Comments (96)
bambam20 11
What the hell does that mean
fader48080 10
taking all action I got 2 to 1 on grandma 7 to one on the bride and even money on the lady that runs the pipe organ.
martin8337 36
Like a ball and chain on your ring finger.
izzywood 8
Congratulations on your big day!
RockyG92 15
Ooh, that's pretty mean! I hope you put him in his place. Congrats on your wedding!
DennisYu 14
I really don't get it.I'm a Chinese.Who could explain "That ring gets real heavy fast."? and Why the OP mention her mother at the end? Does it means the responsibilities that her father complained tis too heavy? or her father shouldn't wear the ring? or the ring is too tightly because her father did some bad thing?
furubafan74 18
I think it means that OP's father has problems remaining faithful. I'm not 100% certain though.
stargirl_95 24
It means that as time goes on marriage becomes a burden and it gets harder and harder to either stay faithful or just stay married to that person.
DennisYu 14
thank U...So many guys also don't understand.now I can relax,not my brain broken.haha...
sparkles77 6
Hiu
WinterBlue42 22
Look at it this way, at least he didn't scream, "Don't do it man!" during the ceremony. .
skatertool 1
what does "that ring gets heavy real fast" mean?
InnocentMalice 12
Congratulations! Dont mind your dad, live happy with the man you love!