Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my brother texted me a picture of his "upcoming disconnect" notice for his utility bill and asked if I could loan him the money to pay it. All I could give him was a picture of my "disconnected" notice. FML
Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Today, our water got cut off. Since our council tax is also due today, I called them and hurled abuse for cutting off the water so soon. Turns out they don’t actually supply water, nor was it even disconnected. Some random person just turned off the meter tap. FML
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Keep the water. If you don't have electric, you won't be able to write anymore inane FML's like this one and the world will be a better place.
thyestes 0
Don't know about France but in England they can't cut your water because it's essential for life so I'd pay the electricity but obviously it may be different there.
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Comments (215)
dinoslijno 0
But somehow you can afford Internet.
digestthis 0
ive been living for the past 2 months without water and when we move next week to our new apartment we wont be able to afford to turn the electricity on for a week. we arent drug addicts or drunks, sometimes life just throws you shitty situations to grow from.
foodlover123 0
water water is important cuzif u don't get it u have 2 go a school where they have showers and shower there ok now it's ur choice
dont_stop_believ 0
I say electric! how're at a local gym or pool! use disposable plates! brush your teeth Ina near bathroom or outside if u must! I know it's gross nut u need your fridge lights and tv and computer r vital for life without water! get free cups of Easter from starbucks and differents places and dump em all over ur dishes! I'm optimistic lol
weavermycutecat 0
water! u can use candles! u can live ofd of peanut and butter jelly for a month or use hot water from the tap to make ramen noodles
amask22 0
well why don't u cut of your Internet and use that money to pay for both
Euyup 9
water is more important
bestmoney 0
water or else no flushy or you can't wash it hands
youth88 0
make more money retard
ridder215 7
Ask your parents for money.