Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, my wife is blaming me for us having to abort our baby because the amnio showed it would have severe disabilities. I supported her every decision, but apparently me agreeing with her was actually me not wanting to fight harder for our baby to live, hence, it’s all my fault. FML
Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls
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Comments (98)
zaidthunder1 27
Your wife has a delicious inclination for names.
H4H 15
There was I girl in our senior class who's name was Paprika. I've never seen someone given so many nicknames ever
azisles02 17
This is why you agree to names before pregnancy. Why don't people use real names anymore?
AlissaMichaela 8
Maybe she would settle for Pepper?
kw8511 7
She will likely thank you later!
TJJOE 15
It's about thyme you stand your ground
saffy66 34
If she's into red spice, why not compromise with Saffron? Or even Pepper? (As in cayenne pepper).
ashwednesday 12
"Cayenne" can be a starting point for all sorts of normal names, like Cheyenne to Shayanne to Shaylene.
blackrose1996 11
She's pregnant once she gives birth ask her lol
galen_harris 12
looks like OP's wife is a Weeb, and OP isn't.
peachykeen93 17
It's actually kinda cute.