Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML
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Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, my wife is blaming me for us having to abort our baby because the amnio showed it would have severe disabilities. I supported her every decision, but apparently me agreeing with her was actually me not wanting to fight harder for our baby to live, hence, it’s all my fault. FML
Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML
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Welshite 40
Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls
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Comments (98)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell her that if she's determined to give the kid a stripper name she might as well go whole hog and christen her Busty Stars or something.
Jennapea 15
# 11 oh my gosh I am DYING over Busty Stars :'D that was hilarious
donutcallmethat 16
There was an anime movie I saw several years ago, with the main character named Paprika. I kept hearing Pap-smear.
wow2mylife 25
remember blue clues and how cute paprika was
hehe1996 15
One day your daughter will thank you for this
Koatai 20
She is PREGNANT! We all know hormones make you crazy. Suck it up you got her pregnant so deal with it. She will change her mind 100 times just let it go and do the fight it isn't good for the baby. For goodness sake grow up!
may14th 26
stop stereotyping pregnant women. being pregnant does not make you think of stupid ass baby names
domolovesyoshi 33
My sister never once thought up a stupid name they knew from the beginning what they'd name their kid and stuck through she wasn't overly hormonal either quit with the stereotype
Koatai 20
I have been pregnant twice and yes hormones can make you a little nuts. Not every woman is but when pregnant it can make you get mad over some silly things. You start fights over baby names, what color the wall is and cry over a chair that is never used. It isn't a stereotype it is a reality for alot of women. He should suck it up as the gather of the child and just let it go.
dafluckster 6
I like how he "got her pregnant". Always blame the man, even though she consented to having sex and it's likely that they planned this pregnancy. Men aren't the enemy.
ashwednesday 12
Guys and gals, I would like to take this opportunity to say that if you don't want to have children with your current significant other, for whatever reason, ALWAYS use condoms. The best way to prevent an unwanted pregnancy is by preventing sperm from reaching the ovum. Hormonal birth control, i.e. the pill, is okay, but missing a dose or taking a dose a few hours late or even taking the wrong prescription medication can make it completely ineffective.
N7Com 7
enjoy your future divorce and your daughters continued abuse to the bastards at school.. tell your wife marriage is a partnership it is not one sided if you both dont agree she needs to move on until you do and that goes BOTH WAYS!
I_Like_Boobs 14
congratulations Bro, hope your little bundle of joy is made of sugar, spice and everything nice my advice get someone else to talk to your wife and point out the ridiculousness of the name
andresmad33 4
jesus christ white people!
ReallyHottChic 14
Hey at least you don't have a nephew named Basil like I do!! I feel your pain OP. Good luck!
junjunbun 28
Why does she want to name your child after a vegetable in swedish? Congrarulations on the child though! o/