Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...
FrootLoops_ 0
that must have been awkward afterwards :)
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Sapphy 0
not sure if this is true at all but its ******* hilarious
aclockworkapple 0
YDI because stage hypnosis is just that--a stage show, not real hypnosis. It relies on the willingness of the participants to let their inhibitions go and put on a show for the audience (making the joke on them, essentially). It's kind of like how tipsy or somewhat drunk people are willing to be extremely social and do things they generally wouldn't, not just because of the alcohol itself but BECAUSE they are drinking and can act strange without everyone thinking they're a lunatic.
aclockworkapple 0
YDI because stage hypnosis is just that--a stage show, not real hypnosis. It relies on the willingness of the participants to let their inhibitions go and put on a show for the audience (making the joke on them, essentially). It's kind of like how tipsy or somewhat drunk people are willing to be extremely social and do things they generally wouldn't, not just because of the alcohol itself but BECAUSE they are drinking and can act strange without everyone thinking they're a lunatic. So, not "fake" per se, but exaggerated.
Twin_Uzis 0
I'll say it again, because I said nothing insulting and nothing worth moderating my comment over: Fake because hypnotism isn't real.
that_guy_you_are 0
Who the **** approved this? Did the guy just set up 50 billion fake accounts so he could approve it? WHat a boring waste of life, it's even worse than this shitty story. At least write something interesting about raep and **** or biting the heads off babies or something.
makemelol_fml 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sweet_child_NOT 0
#199, did you forget your medication this morning? If you "don't take med's", you should try some. You might find that you have more friends and less concusions. We are so TERRIBLY sorry that you don't approve of our selections, so we shall just bow at your feet and praise your superiority in apology. If you want to post a story about biting baby's heads off, be my guest, but expect some form of police/ asylum representatives at your door. =)
VegHead13 0
=O
carrot89 0
lmfao
HMTQMadge 1
HAHAHAHAHH .... HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! Lol, You deserved that one.