Username
United States
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
SGreene
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
mooselord
United States
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
ragsy
United States
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
me
United States
Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
Jaybird1587
United States
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unbeliever
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
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jonan1212 5
talk about timing
mismonroe 0
Are you in good hands..?
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Comments (136)
Tess_fml 7
Whomping Willow, anyone?
Lazhward 0
Funniest comment ever xD
bitchslapped22 14
not exactly ^
_streets_ 19
Well just think, now you don't have to do it.
DrJesse 10
and now OP can use the money he/she was gonna have the tree removed with to fix thier vehicle.all's well that ends well.
lindseyluvszac 4
I would be pretty pissed if that happened to me, because my car is my third baby (after my real baby and boyfriend). At least you had planned to remove the tree, I'm that it was too late. FYL and good luck
A7X_LoVeee 10
I've only seen thumbed down comments from you. ;)
J1hill33 12
that happened to my grandparents but it was their house. sorry it happened to you
ohrlynow 9
Talk about awful timing. I hope you have good coverage, OP.
CaramelRainbows 2
mother nature is giving us karma from global warming.
rhysfucker 24
that bites; FYL. positive note, you weren't in the truck...
LowLives 9
That tree showed you.
ItCldBeWorse 1
Timberrrr!!!!
izzabella43 0
i'm a dying tree about to land on ur car... shakey shakey... CRASH.... if you had good auto insurance you could have avoided paying for mayhem like me.
Jaxx66 21
OMFG! haha. I love those!