Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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randiZ25 0
at least they were nice enough to give you 30 days..
Butter_Knife 0
The world is a vampire.
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Comments (89)
fearthereaper79 0
You had it coming
ydi_4_suking 20
Man you are so annoying. Even your parents don't want you around them
worldclass 0
Take a hint.
jiggyjiggz 0
You can share my cardboard box.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Wait... was the notice for you and your parents, or just for you? As in your parents are the ones kicking you out?
Doortje 30
Wow, you're quick of understanding.
perdix 31
Yeah, that confused me, too. My first thought is that the whole family is being evicted. Probably because Mom and Dad go at it like rabbits in heat when the OP is not around. Wild, slutty, loud rabbits with nasty, pointy teeth!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
21- It's not worded to where that would be obvious. An official eviction notice could very well include the entire household, thus still being a valid FML. 22- Exactly. We tend to forget that our parents hopefully still have active sex lives.
Marcelb 17
i may be wrong of course, but it sounds to me like it's the parents trying to evict OP, because it says stuck on MY door as opposed to THE door. Although while reading that sentence I also assumed it concerned the entire household, I think the last sentence was put there in that way/order to make it more of a punchline. Personally, I might have added a pause for dramatic effect, hehe.
smr167 6
Lurch!
quacky123 0
Love it! Only way it'd be better is if today was your 18th birthday ;)
FYLDeep 26
OP, you screwed up, it's lived, not live. You need to learn the difference between past and present tense. Try some practice problems.
DocBastard 40
God damn you, stealing my comments. I swear I thought of that first. Get out of my head! *puts tin foil hat back on*
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, they still live with their parents for now, so "live" is still the correct tense of the world, in one month however, things will be different.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Just think, if you didn't have parents, this never would have happened to you. I hope you've learned from this experience: having parents NEVER pays off.
stevenmx86 8
Don't know why ydi didn't get more votes.. Either you guys are a nuisance or the note was your parents' way of telling you you've been mooching too long and should leave..
Miss_Michaela 10
Hahahaha! What a way to 'drop a hint'. :P